Technically Challenged

I have to admit, it's killing me that my

little icons on the right side of the screen are 

not the same size, shape, and perfectly centered!

 

I'm afraid I'm not only Technically Challenged, but a Lost Cause,

as well.  I have no memory.  I can drive somewhere a

hundred times, and get lost coming home.

I can edit away; cut, paste, post, move, and even get it right 

... eventually ...

and the next day it's like starting from scratch.

Well, the page is annoying; but I'll comfort myself by

admitting my kids are happy and healthy.

So what if it drives me bonkers to look at my blog??

So what if there's still laundry from the weekend

piled on the bench waiting to be put away?

So what if I've been walking around the giant Lego mess

all week long?  So?  So??

See that bar stool to the left there?  That's where I sit all week. 

I can totally step over that pirate ship without falling.

(Not exactly sure what's going on here, but it looks like 

both the military and the firemen are involved).

Wanted: Technical Experience

Cooking and Cleaning Skills a Plus

(but not Mandatory)